Life as The Flamingo Queen

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Mr. Hanky?

Friday afternoon I had a little surprize....... I was about to wet my panties when i ran into the downstairs bathroom at my Mom's and just I raised the lid of old johnny boy, i SCREAMED ......AND wet my pants! There was a big, brownish red lizzard in the commode! I grabbed the cam and made a pic just to prove it and then shut the lid again until my Mother got home. She loves snakes and things......never know when you'll find one (dead, usually) hanging on the flamingo wind chime just because she thinks it's pretty.
Anyway, I showed her Mr. Hanky when she got home and then flushed him bye bye. Only to have him return on Saturday about the same time........about 5.....guess he wants some of that delicious Malibu Rum. Well, i'm definitely out of it now after having a lizzard in the potty!